May 15

Senator Ed Mayne — “Crack” Shot

2007 at 11:55 pm  |  posted by Rep. Craig Frank 1 comment

This evening a number of Legislators participated in the annual UMA Trap Shoot out at the Magna Gun Club.  Not just in attendance, but a force to be dealt with, was Sen. Ed Mayne.  Ed wanted me to communicate that it was a democrat that brought home the bacon put everybody (all them R’s) in their place when he knocked down 11 of 12 clay pigeons at the two bird horizontal shoot out window thing.

While speaking with Ed, it became immediately apparent, the reason why he scored so high was the chemical enhancement therapy he’s been receiving.  Ed says the drugs are for his lung cancer, but many believe they’re for enhanced athletic performance.

The R’s demand a rematch when Ed’s not shooting “under the influence.”

All kidding aside, Ed looked great!  We’re glad you’re feeling better, Senator.  Pull…


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